im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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