I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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