how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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