I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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