I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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