these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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