Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I know her cup size but not her name....
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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