Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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