I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
