if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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