I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
