My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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