How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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