at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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