I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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