i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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