as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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