Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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