U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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