turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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