It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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