He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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