i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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