just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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