I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
