I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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