Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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