I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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