To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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