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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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