i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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