It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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