I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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