No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
4 words: hood of his car
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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