I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You're a disaster
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