Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
