Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
that may or may not have been my penis.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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