I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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