Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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