Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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