Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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