you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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