she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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