I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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