Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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