like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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