do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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