whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
