when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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