Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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