so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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