What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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