She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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